Because why not? I'm leaving out parts of this passage and it's subject to change, but posting it feels like it could be a fun experiment. And for anyone wondering why my chapters need a week of editing, here is a part of the answer.

"Humanity, this is Princess Celestia. I’ve implied certain promises to my current host, the American government, so there are many things I plan to say to you that I won’t say here and now.

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Luna - There is a popular book of ribald songs, anonymously written, called "All my Exes have Antlers." The title is taken from the refrain of the first song, in which the singer describes all of her ex-boyfriends' antlers in suspicious terms. The book's real author is a state secret.

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The start of the next chapter of A New Sun Rewrite will be original and I don't just mean that quote at the start of the chapter. Basically Mag car was stolen because the Eldest is a bastard.